It was a Monday night and...

It was a Monday night and in town to visit in-laws. The club was average size and kinda smokey inside. Girl at register was friendly and told me either pay cover with free beer or no cover but buy a $4 beer. I chose the latter. Approached immediately by a drunk stripper offering extra mileage. If not for the "summer" teeth and desire not to stop by the clinic and get tested for whatever baggage came with her offer, I would have gladly plopped down the requisite $25. I shooed her away and got a drink. Watched a few performers (some more enthusiastic than others). Some definitely earned the dollar tip with little to hide to the imagination.

Left shortly thereafter but I've spent $10 in worst places!