As an out of towner, not...

As an out of towner, not a nice neighbor"hood".

"Strange set up", kept wringing in my ears. "Good Mileage" from previous reviews rang in my pants. Pick a table to the left of stage, 1 row back. Size 12 dancing. Finishes song, walks over and asks for a dollar. I have not even met my waitress. Maybe 6 girls. I am hoping the hotties are working in the VIP, while I am surrounded by 7's to 8's hustlin me for a dollar. 5'9" with the heels, brown hair, latina, maybe 98lbs, walking with a boy wearing a very large smile. There's my girl. But she is very busy with the pack of demons led by "The Smile". Cute dark hair Emo, not so thin-spo, sits on my lap. She begs me into the "Lap Dance" room, where I enjoy a $10 air dance, while she verbally up-sells her ass off to the VIP. Ehhhh. If your gonna upsell, at least put your hand on top of my trousers. I move back into the room with the 2 pool tables and an ok sight line of the one and only stage. On a Friday night, and those two strange gentlemen who play pool, at a strip club. Naked Girls?? or Shiny Colored Balls?? And these two guys chose the balls.

While nonchalantly leaning on the other pool table, I casually glance at the table of demons surrounding 'my girl'. She gets up from the pack, and walks straight to me. Later that night, she would tell me I was being a bit "Stalker-ish" staring at her from across the room. $120 for five, plus, don't be a dick, tip the girl. Being the gentleman I am, "Strippers better earn the tip". Headed to the VIP. Funny light fixture hovering over the booth, that she states is "Too fucking bright", and she asks me for a dollar bill to cover it. Reach in my wallet smallest bill is a $5. She takes the bill and covers the light. Lots of mutual touching, but don't pet the kitty. She worked to get the job done in 5, so I handed her $150, and walked out to my car with that same smile that kid had earlier! Now that I think about it, she also got me for the $5 I handed her to block out the light! I forgot it was even there. Smart Girl.