In summary, Men's Club is one...

In summary, Men's Club is one of the best strip clubs I've ever visited. Has just the right mix of club elements that makes it great for dancers and customers. Plus, it has a restaurant.

The club is relatively small, but posh. Love the crystal chandelier, bathed in blue light. Stage at far end of club is elevated higher than you'd find in most clubs, providing a real cabaret ambiance. Seating all around the club is particularly comfortable. Choices include stools at the bar, comfy chairs at tables in the middle of club, and velour covered high back chairs along both sides of club, where most of the lap dances happen. Customers aren't allowed to touch dancers during LDs. Intent is to keep things classy in the open area and drive VIP sessions, where mileage is relatively high.

The gorgeous dancers here hustle for $20 per song lap dances and VIPs in 15, 30 and 60 minute increments ($130 per 15 minutes). One dancer mentioned she was new and just was trained on how to do a lap dance. She was a very quick study. Had my equipment at full attention in a nanosecond. Interestingly, all the dancers used exactly the same technique. They waited until the next song started, then dropped their tops, hopped on my lap, ran their nipples across my lips (too swiftly for any nursing), ground the wood, then reversed and provided a butt crack grind. When one AA with a nice round booty did that it felt like we were having sex. When I joked, "Did we just have sex?", she laughed and said, "I think we did!"