Everytime I'm in Miami for business,...

Everytime I'm in Miami for business, i take the long taxi ride up to Tootsies, in Miami Garden. Well worth the taxi ride. The place is huge. I joke around that it is the costco of stripclubs. Funny thing is, I believe it use to a BJs awhile back before it was converted to current use.[Insert your own joke here]. After several years of going to Tootsies, I've learned the key is to go upstairs. If you are going with a couple buddies, the bottle price to go upstairs is well worth it.The attention and quality you get upstairs is far superior, not to say anything bad about downstairs.

In my most recent trip, I was there with three buddies of mine. When I brought them in, their mouths literally dropped to the floor. It was like kids in a candy store. If you never been tootsies, you need to visit it at least once in your lifetime and it probably won't be your last time. I insisted that we go upstairs as opposed to staying in the main area. There was some resistance from the guys, but I convinced them. For you guys that are cost conscious., which you shouldn't be if you are going to tootsies, the entrance fee of $20 is waived if you buy a bottle. For four guys, that is a no brainier for me.

Once we got upstairs and got our bottles, four hot latin woman came over a sat on our laps. Within minutes, lap dances were flying all over us. TnA everywhere. I had a cuban woman dance with me and she had a body of a goddess and her dances were one of the best I have ever had. After 30 minutes, the guys started disappearing into the back rooms. I'm not going to go in to details as you can probably figure out what was happening. The cuban that I was spending time tried very hard to get me in the back room, but I respectfully declined. When I stood up to go to the bathroom, she stood up to and back her ass into my crotch and did this little gyration thing that fully got my little buddy's attention. If I had a few more drinks at that time, I would've ran into the back room with her. But there is always the one responsible guy in a group and I was him that night.