Stopped by Clancy's on a Saturday...

Stopped by Clancy's on a Saturday afternoon. In summary, Clancy's is a decent bikini club and nice spot to grab a beer and watch games on their big screen TVs. Found it relaxing, spiced up by friendly Brazilians, in a wide range of age, shape and attitude.

Located in a suburban neighborhood, Clancy's doesn't look like a strip club. Just appears to be a typical corner bar. Plenty of street parking available, and the neighborhood is very safe. Like that it had an entrance on the main drag and one on the side street. The club is very oblong. When entering from the front, you step in right next to the bar and rows of stools. No admission charge. The postage stamp dance stage, which is sandwiched between two sections of the bar, holds about two or three dancers performing shoulder to shoulder. There's a spacious sitting area in the back of club near the lap dance room, with TVs and couches. Wasn't used while I was there. There's a lap dance room with four comfortable chairs, but I don't think there are any private VIP rooms. At least no one mentioned anything about that to me.

Seems the dancers prance on stage for about one song, then join the dollar parade. Have seen worse dollar parades, but here they don't put on much of a show on stage or in front of you at the bar. None of the bikini-clad entertainers showed any nips during the dollar parade. The quality of dancers is Tier 2 or 3, with NYC beauties being Tier 1. As mentioned by others, the wide variety of bodies and faces is pretty remarkable. Some dancers have nearly perfect bodies and nearly fugly faces. Others are gorgeous with a flat chest and ass. Attitude also varies widely from GFE to space cadet.