The club is located just off...

The club is located just off the Turnpike, only a couple miles from Cheetah & Diamond Dolls. The parking is reasonable most of the time, but a lot of it is blocked off for valet and they sometimes run out of non-valet parking. I'd never valet here, some of the dudes look okay but most of the time I feel like I'm giving my keys to a carjacker. The entrance to the club is a bit fucked up right now, as its on the side of the building with a makeshift ramp due to the ongoing construction. On this particular visit, the entrance area was crowded with a bunch of customers bickering with the bouncer over the dress code (dude wearing a wife beater & a girl who seemed dressed fine but had no sleeves - and a dress code that required sleeves.) Once you navigate the parking & entrance & pay the dollar to park and $5 cover ($10 on weekends) you enter a club with three bar areas, three stages, and way too many seats crowded into small spaces. The main stage is setup terribly. The picture on the website is actually it, but its a very flattering view. By the wya, the other two pictures on that site are not from the club, they are way nicer than this place. Anyway, there are tables setup that sort of extend the stage like little runways, they make it nearly impossible to tip the girl on stage if you aren't sitting at them & sitting at them sucks because half the time the dancer is behind you. The other tables/chairs aren't terrible, but there is so many of them you can't use more than about 1 in 5 of them. If that wasn't enough, the roof leaks when it rains. So scattered around the floor are garbage cans and storage bins to collect the rain, along with all sorts of places where it drops without any warning. Drinks are priced average for strip clubs, but higher than I think this place can support. Despite the sign outside reading "99 Cent Bud Light tonight" I was charged 5.50 and they insisted that was the price after I asked about the sign.

So, after all that, I decided to overpay for my beer and sit down. There were about 15 dancers, one 6 and the others 4's at best. Several were over 40, the younger ones were either fat or skinny yet flabby. The one cute girl was busy with a customer who took her to a room shortly after my arrival. The girls were a bit more aggressive than average, several tried to convince me to change my mind after I made it perfectly fucking clear I had no interest in them. The silver lining is, it looks like the girls are desperate and mileage seems to be high as the girl I had my eye on had her hand up the shorts of the guy who took her back to a room. I do want to mention that the club has visible cameras throughout and signs that say they record, no idea if they work or if anyone watches them though. Dance prices are typical for the area, $25 in a semi private area (only other people getting dances in there) or $10 at your table.

Anyway, as you might have guessed - I'm not a big fan of this club. There's really no redeeming value other than mileage, but that's negated by the cameras and general lack of attractive dancers. The facilities are poorly designed and in poor condition, the prices are too high & misrepresented. Save yourself the disappointment and go to Diamond Dolls or Cheetah, both are much better in every way. I prefer Diamond Dolls.