The old Bazz & Crue...

The old Bazz & Crue is turning out to be my go-to place on weeknights. It's operated as a membership club, so on your first visit you pay a $20 membership fee, which also includes your cover. The real value of the club is coming Mon-Wed when the cover is only $5 before 11pm with your membership card. I believe it's $20 on the weekends, but haven't been on the weekend in awhile. It's BYOB and the bouncers are cool there, so don't worry about any hassle at the door. As others have mentioned, it's in a weird strip mall between a furniture store and I think a grocery store, so you might miss it the first couple times you drive by.

There are two sides to the club with different stages in both section that usually have at least one girl on each, and some nice couches to sit on for the lap dances. This is the places for dances because they are $10 bikini dances and $12 topless - definitely worth the topless. Depending on the girl, you can usually touch all over the boobs and ass, and being on the couch lets you have a much more comfortable dance than a lot of PG County clubs. I've only had one girl try to rip me off by saying her dance was worth $20, but after some gentle nudging that told her I know the rules, she settled for $12.

During the 5 times I've gone in the last couple months, the girls have all been black, but there is a good mix in body sizes. I prefer the skinnier girls and have one favorite who has a perfect small body and can grind, but the girls are mostly average size to larger, but definitely not obese.