Elysium
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20771 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219

So finally it happens, the PHC...

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smallsoldiers
Sep 18, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

So finally it happens, the PHC visit. First things first, this club is expensive. So if you are not ready to throw in extra money, this place is not for you. And trust me it adds up pretty fast - mandatory valet (if you find street parking around, these guys won’t let you in – corporate arrogance – you have to park through the valet), super expensive drink prices (even water & coke costs about $8.75 + tips –and as if that’s not enough, they want you to keep buying a drink every hour! and if by chance you haven’t finished your drink, the waitress politely tells you that you have to finish up & get another one or the bouncer will have his say!) and the cover charge of $15 if you come after 7 (I did go early so didn’t have to pay that).

Anyways, I was aware of all the above for the most part (thanks to other reviewers, although didn’t quite hear about the keep buying drinks part!) but really wanted to see if it was all worth that. And the simple answer is yes.

I’ll skip the club description because it’s been touched upon in several other reviews. In short, it’s nice clean & a big stage in the center with 2 other stage’s where dancers rotate.

The dancers were around 20 in total at 4pm (all dancers were called on stage for a review). A quick glance would tell you that there are few cuties, few with hot bodies and overall above 6 for sure. Spotted only one brown girl but she was good looking and the rest were all white. Being a week day, pretty much most of them were occupied with regulars. Anyways, the center stage had 3 dancers at any given time – pretty good eye candy. So after 40 mins or so, had a few stop by. One chatted a bit & wanted to give me the best time blah blah… not really my type so passed on. She is definitely the type that promises a ton of shit but fails to keep up! Couple of girls were sitting at nearby booth & one stepped out and when she was returning back, she caught me glancing at her & enough said., she stopped at my table. Good talk, she was pretty & had a full menu. Price was $3xx but am sure was negotiable. Anyways, I was not in for that today so just settled with dances. We went upstairs; she wanted me to tip the bouncer. We got the biggest area in the back (reason she urged me to tip I guess). Anyways, couple of really hot dances. Even though I told her not today for more, she kinda pushed me during the dances, but told her I’ll be back. (Her hopes had the dances way more hot trying to get me to accept more). Checked out one more girl, hot & cute. Really wanted to get hold of few others, but no time & they were super occupied.

Will definitely visit back with more time to spare. I guess it’s a good mix of girls here & changes every other day. So really look forward to my next visit. Only disappointing stuff is the expensive part.

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