Mirage Gentlemen's Lounge
101 NY-109 Farmingdale, NY 11735

For starters this place is annoying...

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MULANEY
Sep 2, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

For starters this place is annoying to get to because it is literally on an entrance ramp to a semi minorish highway. But Im sure we can all overlook an annoyance like this provided we get rewarded with some nice fun bags and high mileage. When I pulled into the parking lot things started looking up... A big secure well paved lot, a nice outside to the building, not a lot of other cars... but this wasnt a foreshadowing to what was to come.

When you walk in its solidly dark and the interior is a drop rundown but in the scope of SC's its not a dump. The bar is in the center of a big room. Stage in middle of the bar and far away table seating all around the room. The worst part about this place: the bartender is the biggest bitch ive ever encountered. She stomps around like a nasty cunt in unwashed booty shorts... The booty shorts would be well and good for me if she didn't look like a transgender individual.

The dancers are nothing to write home about (that is being kind) although one girl looked cute while on her knees. which is all I saw bec. she was giving a fevered lapdance with her face in the corner of the SC. It looked like LD are done in the open on a cushioned chair. Drink prices were average. Didn't really ask prices for the LD but it seemed like mileage would vary.

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