I had been trying to get...
I had been trying to get back to Penthouse to have another lap dance or 3 with J******, and finally found a night when she was working and my family was away. (One of my pet peeves about clubs is that there is no way not to come home smelling like a stripper. Don't they know that guys would be much more likely to get a lap dance if they weren't wearing perfume or hadn't used some flowery shampoo?. Anyway, when I got there I was bummed to find that J****** wasn't in yet and wasn't due for a couple of hours. I ended up chatting at the bar for along time with a really cute, smart young lady named M****. That's one of the things I love about this place. It's the only club in Pittsburgh that I've been to where the ladies will actually sit and talk for an extended period without pressuring you for a dance. Then J****** came in, recognized me,and sort of spirited me away from M****, which she wasn't too pleased about (more on that later). J and I talked for a solid half an hour, re-established the chemistry we had had the last time, and before I knew it, she had talked me into a half-hour VIP. I NEVER do that, both because I can't really afford it,and because I've found it to be a waste of $ the few times I've been talked into it. Somehow, with J, I knew it was going to be different. She is 30-ish, knows why guys are in there, and what will bring them back. Plus we seemed to have some genuine chemistry going for us. Suffice to say it was some kind of 30 min, except that it felt more like 15, and I'm still not sure the bouncer didn't cheat me on time. I would have left happy had I known the time was almost up. She did an amazing job of hiding what she was doing from the camera (had her hand down my pants), and she was not shy about enjoying herself as well. (I'm sure all of this, especially the latter, is YMMV, but it was almost like a GFE. Full-on kissing, etc.) Anyway, like I said, the bouncer interrupted at a very inopportune moment, and I left VERY poor and a bit frustrated. M**** to the rescue. She found me later, we chatted some more, and I said I felt bad about having to desert her earlier. She suggested I make it up to her in the lap dance room, which I did. She was sexy as hell, though not the same GFE as J. She got the job done, though, all within the rules, and sent me home happy. I don't get to clubs often, but I'd go back to see these girls anytime. The place is always dead when I go (mid-week). I hope they are getting enough action on the weekends to stay open. For me, this place gives, hands down, the best mileage in Pittsburgh, but the location really hurts them.
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