Been to this place a couple...

Been to this place a couple of times. Very difficulty to describe. Overall I highly recommend a visit, at least once, for the sake of experience. Truly one of a kind. It's something of a relic, a time capsule untouched by the outside world and hands of time. The inside is physically rundown, trashy to the point of being laughable. That's the common theme, the humor in this place. Lots of beer/football regalia inside that is vintage, at least twenty years old. Girls are a mix of overage to delicious. Milage is outstanding, sit by the stage and tip $2 and the girl will get off the stage (sometimes doing the flip with crotch in your face maneuver) and grind on your lap for 30sec. Like a mini-lap dance for $2. They talk dirty and let their hands roam. Private dances are a bit pricey at $30 and go down in what is essentially a closet partitioned off with a shower curtain. This place is delightful in a similar fashion to terrible 80's movies like "Cobra" or "Over The Top." Don't go if you are really in the mood for typical, generic strip club experience. I highly recommend this guilty indulgence at least once. Overall, staff is entirely apathetic, even when I was polite and cheerful to them. Girls are polite, appreciative, and not aggressive. No alcohol. Do yourself and visit this treasure at least once.