I'm not a big strip club...

I'm not a big strip club guy, i go about 1-2 times a year, but when I do go I always go to Larry Flynt's Hustler club in Baltimore. They have a free admission coupon on baltimorehustlerclub.com and you can't beat $2 Tuesday (all drinks $2/all day). Well, I was in for a rude awakening on my trip to Hustler club last night. While the girls were the best on the Baltimore block, that was not saying much as the quality of the girls seems to have gone down, however, I was there on a Tuesday. Hustler used to be incredible, the lap dances were topless and you were free to allow your hands to really enjoy themselves, boobs included. Now, the dances are with tops "ON" and you need to keep your hands to your side basically, no touching. I didn't know that until i agreed to a lap dance and found out the hard way. It's very disappointing to have a no touch lap dance, i'm not sure what the point is. At $40 for 2 dances, that is not fun.

Hustler also wouldn't accept my free pass because it was Tuesday and charged a $25 cover to get into the club. Needless to say, until the rules are changed, i won't be going back. On the bright side, i usually drop $300-400 because I go so infrequently, last night, it cost me about $80 and It was a short night. The stage dancing is still nude, but I would go to DC for that because the girls are a lot hotter, the reason to go to Hustler and Baltimore for me was the super lap dances. From my perspective, no hot lap dances, no reason to go to Hustler.