I went to this club on...

I went to this club on a Saturday night around 11. The club didn't have much seating. If you didn't get one of about 4 tables, then you were just standing around. And there really wasn't much place to stand around without being in the way. Fortunately, I got the last open table.

After watching about 3 dancers take their turns on the stage and seeing most of the others milling around and interacting with customers, I figured out that this wasn't the place to see 10's. There was a saggy chick with one boob clearly bigger and lower than the other, a black chick that was more manly than Serena Williams, some tall girls with NO boobs, a couple of skanks that looked like they were beyond high, and just 2 good-looking (borderline hot) chicks.

When they two lookers were on stage, I migrated stageside. The second time I migrated, I lost my table. But that was ok I thought because the girl I was mostly interested in had come off stage and found me and asked me if I wanted a dance and I said sure. Thirty minutes later, after she said she "had to take care of some stuff" and then just as that was over she saw some people that she knew that showed up, I left without a dance.