This review is part 2 of...

This review is part 2 of the two part series called “The Birmingham Tour.” I will pick up, in this review, where I left off in my last. This one won’t be as long.

I left Club Volcano and headed over to The Palace, after being told The Foxx Trap was closed down (I still have yet to truly confirm this). I arrived around 2a (CST), on the morning of June 14, 2014. The parking lot was packed with no more space. I ended up parking off property (like everyone else). I am therefore unable to comment on whether or not there was a parking charge. There was a line to get in. However, the wait wasn’t too bad. Security searched everyone and there was a $10 cover, if memory serves correctly.

Once inside, I observed an “h”oasis of pretty women everywhere! There were average looking women as well. The place was bumping, jumping and the music was pumping! I felt like I was in the right place. The stage was packed with half naked women! I went over to tip who I thought was the finest one. Afterwards, I stepped to the bar and ordered a beer (Heineken), which took too long for me to get (3 bartenders, 2 of which were conversing. I’m hard on people like this, because they like to look at you disparagingly when you don’t tip them. I don’t tip for poor and careless service!). It was reasonably priced ($5 I think) and I enjoyed it, as I stepped back, taking in the scenery. “Yes, Sir,” I thought to myself. “Now, this is what a strip club SHOULD look like, on a Friday night (still referencing Club Volcano)!”