Nothing has changed physically about the...

Nothing has changed physically about the club, it's bait of a dive, dark and slightly skeezy, which is okay with me cause I'm not here for the architecture. Ordered my drink and enjoyed the stage shows, while a parade of girls sat down and made their play for time in the lap dance room. One butter face gal with a smoking hot body made me an offer I almost couldn't refuse, something involving condoms and lube, but her foul smelling breath turned me off. Finally a tall mixed race gal wearing a platinum page boy wig approached. Apparently I knew the correct code words and we promptly negotiated a satisfying trip to the private dance area. Several dances ensued and I soon left happy.