I won't forget this place
The title says it all, but not in a good way.
First, this is a tiny club in a rural area. I wasn't expecting much, in fact, I was expecting the worst and somehow this place exceeded that in the worst way.
When you arrive at this club, the first thing you notice is how sketchy this place looks. It's an old farmhouse converted to a bar with an old single wide trailer attached if that gives you a picture. Turns out the attached trailer is the dancers dressing area.
Upon walking in, you're immediately greeted by the overwhelming cloud of cigarette smoke from the patrons, bartender, and dancers themselves. Yes, the dancers were all smoking inside the club while chatting it up with clientele. Classy.
The pros of this club: cheap cover ($5 to the bar tender) and full alcohol. Trust me, you'll need a drink to ease the pain of what you just walked into.
The club is tiny, small and cramped bar area separated from the main stage by a half wall. The stage itself isn't large, but offers a surprisingly large tip area given the space. No DJ, the girls use a computer to pick their music.
Now, for the entertainment itself, I don't know how to properly describe it. Horrendous if I had to use one word.
There were four dancers on shift and none of them even remotely attractive. One was probably north of 50, another was pretty overweight, had a full bush, and tried to hint at extras (there's no space in the place for that anyway) to try to get me to agree to a dance. No thanks. The other two were very plain but very personable. I felt bad that I wasn't interested as they were friendly. Nobody was pushy except the desperate overweight one who was teasing extras, but it was her first night and what I gathered last night from the one who was pushing 50 (who I believe is the house mom as well as dancer).
Dances are $20 I learned and judging from the drunk bachelor party there, very full contact if you throw your money around. Lots of roughing up the groom to be, slapping him, ripping good shirt off... That kinda thing. Appeared that he also got a face full of pussy, so if that's your thing, you're in luck.
Dancers never got fully nude on stage but would slid the panties aside for a buck, but that I wanted a glimpse from them. Gross.
If you want to visit a rural club where God knows what may happen, this is your place. If you're more open-minded than I am, maybe you'll have fun. If you're used to nicer clubs and attractive women, you'll want to gouge your eyes out and burn your clothes once you're back home.
It was an experience. And one I'll never forget no matter how much I wish I could.
