Johnny A's Hitching Post
95 Barclay St Paterson, NJ 07503

I went to this club thinking...

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rickdugan
Jul 24, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

I went to this club thinking that the talent must be there for a Paterson club, but not during my visit. There were maybe 11 girls there, five black, one older Asian gal, a light skin Venezuelan girl, a Russian girl and another from Estonia, and three of indeterminate Latina origin. The girl from Russia was hot and the girl from Estonia was decent, as were a couple of the Latinas, but for the most part this was far from what I expected given the reviews that I read. I actually wanted to give the girls a 6.5, which I believe would be accurate, but since I cannot I defaulted to 6 due to the fact that a majority of the girls just were not attractive, mostly due to age and/or weight.

These girls were desperate. I had them come at me in rapid succession during my first 15 minutes in the club, 6 girls in all. The remaining 5 were tied up with other guys. Each used a quick strike sales pitch and then almost immediately followed up with some version of "wanna dance?" Truth be told, the only girl I had any interest was the Russian girl, but after talking to her for a few minutes I was so bored with her that I wanted to chew my own arm off just to get away.

I rated this club badly on the value front due to the constant tip parade. They kept no less than 3, and often more, girls on stage and most of these girls approached customers multiple times during the set. Net-net, the cash burn rate was high, which would have been ok for strong talent, but sucked for mediocre girls in a bikini club. Now in all fairness I should mention that I did not pay a cover and my Jacks on the rocks were $5, but I happened in on a day with a promotion on Jack and those same drinks are normally $9.50.

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