This was a bit different than...

This was a bit different than my first experience. I would have expected the club to be busier and have more dancers on a Saturday night around 12, but I was disappointed. They had about 8 dancers on shift and only 2 were even remotely attractive. The first was a tall fake blonde with aftermarket accessories, and the other was a brunette coed with natural breasts. I had seen both of these women on my first trip, and they stayed likewise busy with regulars while I was there.

The rest of the girls were strung out, hideous, or both. I only ended up staying about an hour to catch the complete rotation of ladies and finish my H20. A night this bad really needs beer goggles, or better yet, blinders. I tipped every dancer a couple of dollars and the two lookers got $10 each for their effort. As no surprise, all approached me for dances, except the two I wanted. Having held my wallet at two other clubs that evening, I was excited for Pandora's but left without breaking the bank.

It's hard to go wrong with naked ladies, but I'll keep searching around Seattle.