7th Heaven
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1001 State Rte 3059, Conshohocken, PA 19428, USA*

The Good - A nice mix...

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firemanx
Aug 30, 2005, 2:35 AM
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The Good - A nice mix of girls. Some are a little too old, some a little too chubby, but most are a step or two above average. No girls as nice as the ones at some of the bigger clubs in Philly, but most will get your motor running. The bartenders were very polite. I especially like the fact this place is totally topless - no pasties. Nothing like a pair of hard nipples staring at you during a dance.

The Bad - Too crowded. Stage is small and the place was shoulder-to-shoulder the 3 times I was there. Tough to make a connection with a girl when another guy is leaning on you. The lap dances were not great for 2 reasons. First, the chairs are the worst I've ever been in. They are small and stiff - even the girls complain. Yo owners - Spend a little $$$ and put in a decent couch or two. Second, the "no-touch" is strictly enforced. Bouncers check so much they are practically in the chair with you. And the girls remind you too. Not a lot of mileage either.

Overall - OK "neighborhood bar" place if you just want to watch some slightly above average looking gals dancing. Many better places to go in the area if you are looking to get some better looking girls and/or more serious lap dances. Go if you live close by, but do not go out of your way.

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