The 'features' of this club need...

The 'features' of this club need updating. It definitely is not a non-smoking club. In fact, I may have been the only one not smoking. I was there no more than an hour and smelled like an ashtray. Not my thing.<br>

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Arrived about 9:30. Guy at the door was very friendly and gave me a $7 admission even though I think this is a 'membership' club and I'm not a member. I also cleaned out his cash breaking a $100, but he was cool. The bartender (cute, be nice if she'd dance) also was very friendly. Beer was $3. The club is o.k., but it's really redneck. I was in shorts, didn't fit in very well...<br>

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Thursday must be 'pork' night. There must have been at least 12 girls on the floor, and about 5 PLs when I arrived. The girl dancing when I came in was a waif, a real spinner with a tiny butt and would have looked nice nude, but... I stayed about an hour running through some of the lineup. It seemed as though the beef and pork increased with each performer. In addition to lots of tats, many that were ridiculous, the C-section scars and bellies and huge butts were everywhere. There were about 3x black vs white, but the poundage was not race-specific. Other than the one spinner, there was not a single option that appealed to me. However, there clearly were a few fans of lots of flesh on hand.<br>