My wife and I checked out...

My wife and I checked out Illusions at about 11 PM on a Friday night, and we stayed until about 1 AM. The outside of the building looked pretty good for a strip club. The parking lot was about halfway full. The cover charge is $10, but you can pay an additional $8 to get their 'bottomless cup'. The cup gets you free drinks, and also provides you a container that you can pour your own alcohol into, because the club itself is a juice bar. If you don't get the cup, your first drink is free, but then you need to buy a drink every half-hour. I got the cup, so I didn't catch what the drink prices were. The interior of the club was pretty nice, and the smoke level wasn't too bad either. The patrons seemed like a nice mixture of people. There were some couples, but the clientele was definitely male-dominated. The DJ seemed like he didn't mind being there, and the sound system was alright. <br>

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There were about 5-7 dancers working. They were all light-skinned and they pretty much all had attractive faces. As far body types go, there was a decent mixture of types. There was one skinny girl with A cups, 2 or 3 with large B or small C cups (all with implants), one girl with natural C's (but a couple extra pounds in the stomach), and finally a girl with fake DD's. Most of the girls were good on stage, but only one girl had any sort of skills on the pole (the dancer with the natural C's). <br>

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There was a buy 2 get 1 on dances about 5 minutes after we arrived, so I went to the bar and purchased the dance tickets. The prices were $25 for a standard lapdance, or $40 for a bed dance. I chose the 2 for 1 bed dance and approached the dancer with the DD's. She chatted with my wife and I for about 5 minutes, then we all went to the room with the beds. I got the first dance, my wife got the second dance, then I got the final one. This club is a hands-on club with 2 rules: no touching below the g-string, and no putting one's mouth on the dancers. The dances were a little above average, but honestly I don't know if the $15 extra dollars is worth it for the bed dance or not. I think the value may vary depending on the dancer. <br>