Could not believe any strip club...

Could not believe any strip club could really rate a 1, and I was correct. That rating is too high for Escpades. I would give it a 0 or even a negative 1 if allowed. I have been in 50+ strip clubs all over the US, Canda, and even Mexico and this one was the worst by miles. Dirty, dark, no alcochol, and ugly/fat/(and yes, sorry to say)nude girls. I could not even finish my diet coke before I had to get out of this place. Watched on large woman wallor on the stage. It was like the entire world went into slow motion. I thought the first dance would never end and I could not take the second dance. The other girls there this Wednesday afternoon were at least not pushy and come up to you.

This place was terrible. I would not go back in there if they paid me $5. Stay away. It is nasty.