Concrete block building with low ceiling...

Concrete block building with low ceiling and two doors....which door is the entry. Thankfully a drunken panhandler showed me the correct door, and begged for change . Step into a bar , and empty bar. I could hear loud music coming from my left. On the right of this room is a bar, on the left a stand where you pay your five dollar entry before going into the strip club. Nice hand written sign states. " 2 drink minimum ". <br>

My strip club turn offs 1) drink minimums, 2) hand written signs, 3) lazy strippers, 4) no strippers and 5) loud music.<br>

So far I was not feeling Babydolls. No one at the door, hand written sign and a drink minimum. I walked around the "bar" calling out hello ? After an eternity, about 2 minutes I decided to go on in to the club. Walk into a dark club with blaring music. Stage on the right as you enter bar at the rear near the stage. One lone dancer on her knees working one PL. I stood and took in the scene......and no one noticed . I walked to the other side of the room , dancer sat down on stage to chat the PL. <br>

I sat down in amazement, chunky dirty blonde with saggy fun bags . Thought about heading to the bar, then realized I could escape without paying the five or the two drink minimum. <br>

Stood up, waved at the dancer with a dollar bill to see if she was alive. She never noticed me. Walked to the edge of the stage with my little dollar bill, no effect. Feeling a little twilight zone I left.<br>