Arrived at 5:00 on a Friday...

Arrived at 5:00 on a Friday night. I was disappointed to find 2 has-been blonde dancers and 7 skanky black chicks. The place was dark like an old Cicero club. Girls danced topless on a high stage behind the bartenders, about 10 feet away. After their sets they did that pain-in-the ass Wisconsin thing where they come around to each patron and ask for a tip. The couch dances were visible through a beaded screen and appeared to be about 80% air.

On the plus side, the girl that takes your $5 cover was an 18-year-old cutie that I would love to see naked, but even she wanted a $1 tip for the privelege of taking my money. One other plus, pints of beer were only $3.50.

I cut my losses and got out of there fast.