Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE Seattle, WA 98115

Actually this covers two visits --...

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frogland
Apr 9, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

Actually this covers two visits -- one pleasant, one not so much. The latter was on a Saturday night. Arrived about 9pm, club maybe 1/3 full, about 15 dancers. Overall easier on the eyes than the day shift dancers with a nice mix of ages, ethnicities, artificial enhancements and ink. Had dances from two of the younger dancers -- both said they had only been working for a few months. One Asian, the other Caucasian. What they had in common were two of the worst dances I have ever had in my strip club experience. Not only not erotic, both were physically painful. Bouncing so hard on the lap that certain valuable portions of my anatomy felt like they were being pile-driven into a not-terrible forgiving seat cushion. Not fun!

The day experience was better. About 1-2 on a Tuesday afternoon, only a handful of customers and maybe 6-7 dancers -- most with too much ink for my taste. Finally had some dances with Duchess -- a thin cutie with a nice smile and natural features. No extras were offered or asked for, but the quality of the dances was very good. For now I'll stick with the afternoon shifts -- the quality may be harder to find, but it's there.

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