I have been here twice and...

I have been here twice and will review both times.

My first trip was in 2010 during my first trip to Vegas. So I went down with my buddy who was randomly in Vegas at the same time I went. We took a cab to SR and walked in. We tried to find a table but it was super busy. We found one far away from the stage and sat down. Within 2 minutes, we had 2 girls walk up to chat us up for a while. I got 2 lapdances from this girl and my friend went off with the other girl. This was the last time I saw him (lol). The dances were nice and at the tables by the stage. It was something like $20/dance at the time for one song. She then convinced me to do a VIP dance, which was $100 for 3 songs. There was a lot of 2 way touching and it was very enjoyable. After that, I walked out and my dancer hugged me good bye. 5 seconds later, 2 girls walk up to me and ask if I want a dance. I hesitated for a moment and she grabbed my crotch and started rubbing. I said okay and we went off. This 2 person dance was terrible and they both would just sit there, talk to each other, make bad jokes, and rub my junk whenever I mentioned that I thought it was supposed to be a lap dance. That cost me $200 ($100 per girl) and I walked away stunned at how bad that was and was ready to find my friend and leave. I went to my table and sat down, waiting on him, and then a blonde came up and started talking to me. I told her I wasn't interested in any dances and explained the story of what happened. She said to tell one of the bouncers and they could get them in trouble for acting the way they did, but I couldn't remember their names and didn't want to make a scene. Pretty nice of her to play that angle. She promised me that she would give me a good dance, so I took her up on the $100/3 songs. She gave a great dance and started making out with me. So I bought another. I said I was going to be done because I didnt want to get blue balled all night after those dances. She went and got a friend and she started dancing with me and the other girl (for free at this point). Then they convinced me to go to the champagne room. She said normally you would have to buy a bottle but they weren't very busy, so I could go in there with just the drink minimums. So I ended up buying 2 30 min VIPS for $500/piece per girl. Lots of making out, fingering, rubbing, & HJ happy ending.

Well, all is well until I get a call from my mom the next day saying my bank account was empty. I had enough to cover the night, but they double charged me on the $2k. I had been charged $2k per girl on 2 cards. So I had to make up some story about how a waitress at a nightclub must have charged me twice on people's bills. She somehow bought it and didn't think to ask if it was a strip club or a normal nightclub. lol. At least my bank was cool about it and cancelled the double charge without asking questions and only taking a $20ish overdraft fee.