Pony Birmingham
342 Valley Ave Birmingham, AL 35209

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Mar 22, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Guys, been doing strip clubs for 30+ years. So take it from someone who knows the difference...This place is terrible. First, the image of the club is tired and old feeling. Second the women are sub-standard and lacking in both looks and customer relations. Birmingham must have some archaic laws about touching, because of the 2 lap dances that I had, you could count 15 seconds between each "light" touch that you received. So basically, you're getting a $20 Air Dance. And of course, they were always trying to up-sell the “BBD” – Bigger Better Deal of VIP at some ridiculous price. Without a doubt… A review previously given by “Isotope”…is 110% accurate!!!! In addition to his review, I will add these examples of service: 1) I tipped a girl $5 while on stage while making the statement I want to buy numerous dances…for her to totally ignore me. 2) I asked a relatively cute blonde for a dance and she demanded payment upfront (a major “No-No” in my book…great way to get ripped off)…for which I told her No Thank you and walked away. The Lap dance area is an absolute joke… a roped off corner with some chairs out in the middle of the floor. Look my mileage is fairly good at clubs and I came to this place with $400 to burn…after 3 hours I left with $340 still in my pocket! So to some it up…if you’re and out of towner looking for fun don’t bother. If you’re a Birmingham resident…I feel sorry for you!!

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