Went in the early evening. ...

Went in the early evening. All the rumors about it being a bit of a dump are true. You walk in through a porn shop that looks like a mid 90's museum set piece. Then after paying a door charge that you'll wish was free, it's off to what a strip club would look like if it was the result of a renovation game show where they only had a Goodwill and $300 for resources. Recent renovations have moved the source Goodwill from the boonies to Ballard.

The girls must all be master craftsmen, because they all seem pretty handy, and the divots in all the vip seats attest to more (that I haven't personally seen, but that dent don't come from a dance unless they got some biiig girls on the day shift), but with a few glaring "why are you working this club" exceptions, why would you?