Woody's
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81908 Overseas Hwy Islamorada, FL 33036

This is a real rot hole....

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tuscl
Jul 31, 2005, 4:54 AM
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This is a real rot hole. Should have read the reviews and kept going, but my buddy wanted to seeit. The ONLY thing that makes this place worth stopping for is the band. They have a band play while the girls drop trou. The gilrs should really leanr how to strip. The girls were all local low life types. Looks like the owner dragged a twenty thru some trailer park and all the trash followed him to the club. The best girl in the joint might rank a five. She danced with no interest on a stage the size of a postage stamp. There is a cover charge they seem only to hit with for people they do not know. Locals seemed to come in uncharged. My buddy got a lap dance from a Portly girl and I think she got closer to me and I was sitting at the bar. There was so much air between them a plane could have landed between them. This place is a disgrace to strip clubs. do not even slow down for this joint.

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