I've never given a club a...

I've never given a club a ten, and this one is highly deserved. I visited on three separate occasions and spent all my time on two visits with one particular girl. So my rating is probably partly jaded by my impression of this absolute hottie, but who cares! I would be in this place every day if I lived in Tucson, so it's probably a good thing that I don't!

The club is clean and well maintained, but I was initially a bit put off by the weapons check at the door. I got over it quickly though and it was the only negative I found (and it's not even really a negative--I'm happy that no guns are allowed inside!). Drink prices are great, and during the day table dances are a super cheap way to go. The waitresses are super hot college girls and I even got several table dances from one waitress who also had a hot sister working there. She would deliver her drinks and then just set her tray on my table and start grinding on my lap. Super hot!!

Well, the girl who really got my eye allowed me to do everything, and she did everything in return. She continually would NOT charge me for dances and just stayed with me the entire time in the private dance area. The next time I came back, I paid more to go into the private one-way mirrored room (HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!!), and she told me when to not touch (because of the security--I didn't want to get her into trouble) and was constantly putting my hands "where they didn't belong." It was the next closest thing to a girlfriend experience--use your imagination to fill in the gaps. We BOTH came away satisfied. And I didn't go broke in the process either. I could write a book on this girl, but I'm sure it would bore all of you. Suffice it to say there are other girls at this club like this one. Just be patient and you'll find a winner. On the downside, she actually kind of ruined me for strip clubs because I'll always be looking for such a great experience and I don't think it's out there. I always compare to this girl at this club, and nothing ever comes close.