I stopped by this club while...

I stopped by this club while visiting a friend over President's Day weekend. I don't know if it was because of the holiday, but this club was sub-par. The club is located off Central Expressway in the middle of nowhere, which is kind of hard for Silicon Valley, but it felt safe. There's a single huge stage in the center of the club surrounded by seats at which you tip. There's also a bar (fully nude show so it only serves non-alcoholic drinks) and two semi-private rooms where you can get individual dances.

On this night, we were there for an hour, during which time we probably only saw 6-7 girls circulating the floor and on the stage. This seemed pretty low, considering that there were probably 30-40 guys inside. Songs are decently long (~4-5 minutes) and girls do a 2-song set. One thing we didn't like is that there are huge amounts of dead time between girls on stage. After the current girl finishes her set, they'll collect their tips from every guy at the rail and then ask pretty much every guy if they want to get a private dance before the DJ calls the next girl up. So it can be a good 5 minutes between dancers on stage.

We got quoted $40 for a single private dance and $75 for two, but we declined since we could see the action in the back rooms. It was pretty tame, and the bouncers were pretty vigilant as well. Plus, the quality of girls on this night was average with all in the 6-7 range. Anyway, if you need to hit up a club in the South Bay, this is an option, although you're probably better off heading up to San Francisco for a little better experience.