Penns Port never disappoints. Here's the ideal...

Penns Port never disappoints.

Here's the ideal reason to go:

You want to hang out and see some titties but you don't have/want to spend strip club money. Oh, and the girls are really friendly and show everything. Beers are regular bar prices. The food is... skip the food. I had a burger once. Meh. You're not going to get a lapdance but, hey, you aren't here to spend lap dance money anyway. And if you are, guess what, you are walking distance to two other clubs. Sho n Tel is right across the street or you could do yourself a favor and walk the extra minute over to Club Risque. This is a working man's titty bar. One drawback is if you are looking for a bit of diversity in your dancers. Pretty much all white girls here. But toned and generally not plasticy which is a plus for me.