I went to Tootsies to have...

I went to Tootsies to have a look around, it’s not my favorite strip club in Miami but it’s got the most girls so I keep going back.

I had two great interactions that I will tell you about. The first was with a Puerto Rican girl that was from the countryside in PR and didn’t speak English. She had a great set of fake tits so I got a dance from her. Too my surprise they weren’t fake! Absolutely perfect tits, she is the reason girls get boob jobs.

The second lap dance I got was from a 24 Cuban girl that grew up in Miami. She had a cute smile and she just smiled all the time. I asked her if extra were available and she said yes for $500. I asked if that was the best price she could do and she immediately went down to $300. I didn’t partake but I’ve been thinking about her since that night.