Business opportunities are all around, right?...

Business opportunities are all around, right? Is that how a stripper sees the place she works? I hope so because the dudes who come in her want to rid themselves of their money in the worst way!

Why was I here? Not important. Actually I was here because I told Ms. Fiance I'd been a couple strip clubs at certain times in my life and it was possible there could be one in a bachelor party not too far in the future. She made the executive decision that she had to know what went on in those places.

Ms. Fiance was the one who got the lap dance, not me. The girl was sultry and looked like that Asian actress who's name I can't recall at the moment. While she laughed and laughed and laughed I squirmed unsure if this was supposed to be sexy for me or she was trying to tell me that strip clubs were dumb.

The women who dance here are attractive and sort of friendly way but only if you're buying. Many have boob jobs and spray on tans and in the dark all are probably more attractive than they are in bright light.

I listened to Ms. Fiance talk about makeup with the stripper for about fifteen minutes and realized that the illusion that these business cast can be broken up really fast. Listening to Ms. Fiance go back and forth on how she felt about the place on the car ride home was just as ridiculous. Her thoughts ranged from how humiliating it must be to how much money she could make if she worked there. In the end she said I could go to one during any bachelor party shenanigans. At this point I'll probably opt for go-carts.