This is a combined review of...

This is a combined review of two separate visits. The club itself is very run-down and showing plenty of wear and tear. The private lap-dance booths are rickety single chairs on stained carpet. I have never been to another club where dancers had to pay a CD-based jukebox to choose their songs -- and it wasn't uncommon for songs to skip or stop in the middle. On my first visit, many of the dancers were overweight or older or in some other way short of the feminine ideal. However, I did find that money went a long way for lap dances. For one thing, the ineffective jukebox system, combined with the usual pay-by-the-song structure, means that you have plenty of unpaid time with a half-naked woman sitting on your lap, while in the next room they shout repeatedly for the next dancer, she chooses a song from the jukebox, etc. There also seemed to be few restrictions on lap dance activity. I did not request or discuss extras, but my dancer allowed my hands to go anywhere short of penetration, and was not shy with her own hands. In fact, after three songs or so, I made clear that I was on the verge, she made clear she had no intention of stopping, and I went home with a stain on my pants and a smile on my face. On my second visit a couple of months later, I thought the dancers were noticeably more attractive, but the two that I sat with both made a point to talk about how they were trying to get out of the business, and each gave only perfunctory lap dances (despite some hints on my part that I was interested in more).