I think of a visit to...

I think of a visit to Wiggles as a search for truffles. If you dig through enough shit, you will occasionally find what you are looking for. Everything that has been said about Wiggles is true. It's dingy, its dirty its small, and for the most part the dancers are old,ugly fat or all three. But I always stop in here once in a while because every once in a while you can strike gold. This night was such a night. As soon as I walked in the door a tall blond who was a solid 8 drapes herself on me and whispers all the nasty things she wants to do to me in the backroom. I usually ignore those kind of come-ons because they are almost always bullshit, but this time she delivered. At $10 a dance it was by far the best time I have had in a strip club in a long time. The hysterical part of the night came when we finished. An older, not as attractive blond, starts screaming at her, calling her a whore and explaining that they don't fuck in the back at Wiggles. I think she was used to being the most attractive dancer in the building and was scared of the younger, prettier model year. As long as I keep finding truffles, i will keep digging in the shit.