I have stopped in a couple...

I have stopped in a couple of times recently, both times around 6:00 PM or so. Reviewers who state this place doesn't quite know what it wants to be, a strip club or a sports bar, have a point. In fact it can't really be called a strip club at all, since the dancers don't actually strip. I usually go for a lap dance or two when I visit clubs, hoping the evening will end on a happy note before heading home. These two recent visits did not quite live up to the level of happiness I have received in the past. None of my favorite happy enders were around, and the dollar parade, though regular, did not provide anyone who actually gave a lot of preview action at the bar. Tori,a blond with that slutty girl look I like came closest, so when she suggested we have some fun in back I accepted. Unfortunately she then said "Ok, let me go around and get a few tips first." I said ok, figuring she would hit up a guy or two then return. She proceeded to make her way totally around the bar, spending considerable time with each guy. I decided that if she would rather hit up 10 or 15 guys for a couple of bucks each rather than make a quick $40-60 plus tip from me, so be it, and I left. I'll go back. But maybe I'll try to time my visit for a little earlier in the afternoon. I think the afternoon girls know why middle aged guys like me come in there, and at least seem to be more eager to make sure things end on a happy note.