The Border Gentlemen's Club
440 S Pennsylvania Ave Morrisville, PA 19067

Thing about this place, despite ups...

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oldman915
Jan 4, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

Thing about this place, despite ups and downs over the years plus turnovers in hired managers, is that it's basically a corner bar with dancers. Daytime bartender is the owner's daughter - gained a few more unflattering pounds since last time and doesn't always pay attention, but she's friendly enough. Building and interior are still 1980s shabby; has a regular crowd (was here 8 months ago and some of the old barflies were still hanging out)and the day shift has some familiar performers. Couch dances are in a curtained cubicle that has a couple of garage-sale sofas and is very dark - so dark that the cameras probably won't pick up much if anything was going on, which I doubt. Performing ladies: a busty strawberry blonde who's been here off and on since 1999, I think. Starting to show her age but still has a killer body...a genuinely sweet WOC who sometimes will dance up a storm if there's an attentive audience...a couple of MILFs who were OK, no more. Night shifts usually have more and sometimes better dancers, many of them WOC or latina. "Sugar" is what it is and a visit - even if not up to your modest expectations - won't make too big a dent in your wallet.

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