This is a two club commentary/review....

This is a two club commentary/review. During the Christmas break, my buddy and I went to BT's on a whim one Friday afternoon. We arrived at about 3 pm. The club was not crowded at all, maybe ten other guys in there. We sat at the bar and were not really looking for anything special. We were mostly looking, with a chance for some fun if things looked good. Two hot and thin black girls stopped by and chatted us up for a while. That is not my preference, but my buddy was all worked up. As usual, we took too long to decide and they moved on. I tipped a cute thinner white brunette named...Courtney? on stage. She took her time coming over, and we were ready to leave anyway when she finally came by and opened at 500 for full service! I laughed out loud and she stormed off. We left and went for the other "sure thing" club...the dreaded H8S!

We walked in and were immediately sorry we didn't take the black girls at BT's to the back room. Fortunately for my friend, Deanna was there. I think she is good looking, but on this day, she was literally an order of magnitude above anyone else there. She has a plump caboose, but is generally attractive IMO. To be honest, Rosie O'Donnell would have been the second best looking one here that day. My friend got FS for $150 from Deanna and said he had a good time with her BBBJ and riding him cowgirl and doggie in those tiny plywood VIP stalls. I could hear the wall thumping from out front, so he was having fun. I was supposed to be the one having fun! The trip was MY idea! But, then again, so was leaving BT's! I was fending off the cattle out front when he emerged from the VIP smiling. I was cursing to myself and saying I will never return here again. We all know, sadly, that this is not true. I will return, if only for comedic effect, as I am drawn back time and time again to the ease of the "sure thing" here...I just hope I outweigh the girl I pick!

Regards,

Costanza