Let's start with the quality of...

Let's start with the quality of girls at this club. I awarded them a 9 of 10 because there are a couple of fugs trolling the premises, but over all these girls are... "Too hot to be doing this job" hot. They're nice, a lot of them are smart and easy to talk to, and they make what seems like a ridiculous amount of money go a long way. As long as you're not a cheap ass chauvinist dick weed, you'll leave thinking "job well done" and pat yourself on the back, which may or may not be protected by a shirt at that point. Never before have I had the chance to straight up spank a girl with my leather belt... Fantasy fulfilled.

You'll find a couple porn stars, a couple doctoral students, some great boob jobs, and actually an awesome dinner menu.

Bring your own BOOZE, but not BEER. They won't let you bring it in.

Seriously... If you're not broke, go in and spend a little. Keep tipping. It'll go a long way.

Favorite girls: Chevelle, Chloe, Frieda (I think? Eastern euro broad with great tits), Mason, Rory, Camilla, Mariah, Dakota, Reece... I'm forgetting some, but yes... I frequent far more than I should. I like to think I understand the value of a buck, and these ladies will not disappoint.