Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

It wasn't my first choice, but...

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Dec 20, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

It wasn't my first choice, but I returned to this hole. Last time I couldn't wait to leave, but it looks like they now have dancers here under the age of 40 and attractive. Hell, I'd even call one or two hot (Sparkle). Was my previous visit and introduction to the Playhouse an abomination? I say so. To be honest though, the dancer quality overall isn't great (none of them fucking dance!) and the median age is near 40. I'm 40. I go to clubs to have fun with women half my age! It's a density and a texture to the ass that disappears as the tooth grows long. So anyway, we stay for a while, a long while, in part because I was driving and needed to let the alcohol process out.

The $30 price of an LD sucks in that I'm less willing to just get a LD and take a girl for a spin. So for the most part went with reputation over looks or rapport. Cayenne, very willing to please, but I just wasn't attracted enough, 3 songs and didn't finish. So waited for Ruby. From reading this site, I knew she's about as sure a thing if you need release. She looks a lot younger from across the bar, but still attractive up close. Everything I read was true. She's only got 2 moves, but three dances and my pants were a mess.

While I like it better on this visit, Playhouse still is not my first SC choice in the area. For me, the flirt and tease with a pretty young thing is half the fun, so in spite of the high mileage, the main course of older dancers isn't my thing.

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