I hadn't been back here since...

I hadn't been back here since the police raids and it was like going to a completely different club. There were no "private dances" and the only girl who had all of her teeth was the bartender who I talked to for most of my visit. One dancer did approach me and I have a rule about getting dances from girls who outweigh me. She was very pushy and kept after me to get one. She promised I wouldn't forget it. After about 20 minutes if this I told her I doubt she would be doing anything out in the open and told her she need not waste her time with me anymore. I finished my drink and left to go to the Hip Hugger, where I should've started out with to begin with. My advice folks, skip past this one now. It is not what it used to be.