I don't think that I have...

I don't think that I have ever walked into a club and wanted to leave so quickly, as when I visited Midnight Express. Not a single girl was on stage and the two girls that were there looked liked they were sitting with their boyfriends and the dinky bar they have. Drinks were reasonably priced but unfortunately there was no one to look at while I was drinking it. After feeling extremely disappointed about walking in a girl named "Special K" talked with me and we went back to the private dance area. I thought a rat was going to jump out of the seat at any moment. The dance wasn't too bad, nothing to write home about. Would not waste my time even thinking about going back. Just keep going to Huntsville.