I'm a twice-a-year SC visitor, so...

I'm a twice-a-year SC visitor, so take that into account here.

Second visit in as many years.

One fat blonde gave me the worst lap dance I've had in my life. She was also sweaty. I was probably too drunk to realize that I said yes to her.

When the "polynesian girl" came by (holy hot), asked if I wanted a lap dance and I told her about my recent flop. Three dances for the price of two (though she was asking $35/dance), and when I was done she dry humped my boner to completion. Yes please.