I would call this a topless,...

I would call this a topless, country, bar, rather than a strip club. The gal on stage when I arrived was a cute blond that looked like Allysin Chaynes, the porn star, so I was hopeful that this was a diamond in the rough joint.

My dreams were dashed with the next dancer hopped on stage and basically "raised the roof" (dance move) for three songs. I've never been more embarrassed for someone in my life.

I didn't see any area that remotely looked private where you could get a dance and a good grind on....