Sure it's Deja Vu so you...

Sure it's Deja Vu so you know going in that you're gonna catch some fuglies ever once in a while. I'll tell you that the club is still in good shape, you're better off getting hammered before you come inside. The couches haven't been changed in like 30 years, but you make it work. The security guards are typically dudes that couldn't make the U of I squad, so with a tip here or there, they will look the other way. Most of the time you can find a lapper that will put her heart into it and leave you on empty. You have to sweet talk your way and pre-qualify the dancer. This goes with any club. I find there is more fun to be had here during the day when the girls are extra hungry for the dollar, but they are also going to be part of the B Team so don't expect any dimes. You'll get what you're looking for if you come hammered, bring about 2 hundo, and qualify a day lapper for the right amount of fun. Worst comes to worst you can always hit their store and get a dvd on the cheap and take matters into your own hands. ;)