Great Club, A must-visit on any...

Great Club, A must-visit on any trip to Miami.

First things, for those staying in Miami proper (i.e., South Beach, etc.), this club is out of the way (think a $0 cab fare each way). But it is worth the trip. Head to the upper level/VIP by paying an additional $20 -- it's definitely worth it. The higher quality dancers are concentrated upstairs.

There is a tremendous selection of dancers (mostly white and Hispanic, and unlike many clubs most home grown as opposed to Eastern European -- I would give it a low rating for diversity). I give the average dancer a 7. There are definitely 9s but they tend to be snapped up quickly and are busy giving private dances (more on that later). In the mean time part of the challenge is politely fending off the 7s until you spot a 9. Extras seem to be prevalent in the private dance section -- shockingly so compared to the clubs in the north east -- but if you're new to the club there is little transparency as to pricing or services offered, so it's easy to get taken for a ride (the bad kind unfortunately).....it takes some luck or a veteran sense of things. My advice: go to the upper level, be disciplined as to the girl you would like to spend your time and money with, head for a test-drive (regular dance) while trying to suss out what extras may be offered (if that's your thing), go for the smallest room possible, and tip the host on your way in....all of the above will dramatically increase your chances of a satisfying end to your evening.