Yes guys, I finally went..My first...

Yes guys, I finally went..My first strip club visit, and, I did go with my husband. The silver slipper is literally in the middle of NO-WHERE..off the high way 40 minutes west of the western Chicago suburbs. We went last night, Friday night and arrived about 11pm. I figured that would be a good time to start from all of your reviews. Not to crowded and just beginning to liven up!! WRONG. I guess I'll start at the very beginning.

All gravel parking lot, becareful if someone you're with has to navigate in heels. You get buzzed in through an old wood door, no one greets you, you sit anywhere (which was fine), When the door open you are instantly greeted by 2 two-story poles ,an elevated stage shaped like a figure "8" and a dancer on each pole. We sat a table, comfortable chairs, but on wheels?? Ah ha, the lap-dances don't happen on the first floor. A young girl in a work-out -type of outfit (long snug sweat-type pants and tight T-shirt)approached us for a drink right away. Drinks are cheap but the pric ekept changing as the night wore on although we kept drinking the same thing..we tipped her 5 bucks on 2 drinks for 7.00. Think she was a bit wasted. As you walk in the bar it is directly to your left, the stage is right in front of you and the ceiling there is 2 stories tall. To your right are tables and nice cushioned bucket chairs. Just beyond the stage is a saloon-type stairway that splits and goes to each side of the room. Where we sat, the ceiling was low to allow for the lap-dance room upstairs. As you look around, lots of empty chairs, several other shorter poles behind us, all un-occupied because it was so slow, I'm guessing. I did want to go over and ask the bouncers(BIG-OLD-BOYS in black T-shirts that said SECURITY, as if there was any doubt..)about the upstairs as there was a lounge area that I could see from my vantage point.through the upper railing that wrapped the perimeter of the stage, Since we weren't getting a dance I was hoping to at least watch one. Thought we might be able to from there. Although our waitress was quick at refilling our drinks, she was the only one I saw working and she was busy..didn't get a chance to ask her about the other side of the upstairs. Wide mix of girls...very petite to oh-my goodness..how "bout Jenny Craig...I would say there are alot of 5 and 6's, a couple 7's (one girl did amazing pole dances, she climbed to the top of that 2-story pole , hung flipped , did the splits..all while she was up there. I'd give her a "9" just for that, nice ass but tits were kinda small. I had a great view of the stage as that's all that was going on, very view girls hanging out, hard to tell if they were with regulars or not but alot of just sitting and B/S ing. There were several girls that even my husband noticed ,and had made serious eye-contact with me while they were dancing on stage. I thought, I would be approached when they finished, One tall blonde was a definate 9, looked like she could play beach volleyball for a living, nice ass and tits, There was another girl with sandy hair, wore a carmel colored mesh shirt that came just to the middle of her nice ass. She blew me kisse from the stage She was a definate 9 as well. Would have loved to have gotten a dance(my first from either). My husband liked the same girl in the carmel mesh..He said he saw an asian girl with a nice ass, I didn't see her , Sad 2 say,.We weren't approached at all, not even with cash on the table and I 've read this is the place for "couples friendly," ..Maybe I should go back with out my husband..I don't know..I'll tell you I felt incredibly over-dressed...Lots of jeans, shorts, flip-flops and T-shirts...Bottom line, hard to find, kinda-run down, girls are okay, couldn't tell you a thing about the dances cuz DIDN'T GET ONE!!!!! I was hoping for some nice grind at least and a nice show for my husband..We did stay for 2 hours and then started for Diamonds...never got there though..I stripped naked in the car and we detoured home..I guess it had some effect on me. Nice naked girls showing you ALL, seductively danceing 10 feet from you HMMMM, not a bad nite..As I was coming back from the ladies room, (The 2 large Dykes in there scared me, they were fighting), A nice looking guy grabbed my hand and asked how long before it was my turn to dance....and how much for upstairs.. All in all not bad. Just wish I would have at least been offerred a dance..