Ummm....is it still called a "Strip...

Ummm....is it still called a "Strip Club" if there's only one dancer? So, seriously, maybe it should be called "Stripper." So I rolled in at what I thought was a fair strip club time, 6pm, on my business trip to San Diego, having been to other Deja Vu's around the country. The girl at the front desk was smokin' hot -- Gabby. Petite little latina spinner. But alas, that lass was not dancing (and believe me I asked her). So anyway, she says that "the place hadn't really picked up yet" so there was no cover. I went in, and there was one (1) dancer. She was pretty fuggly too. Anyway, some guy takes her for a dance, and well, then there were zero (0) dancers. I stuck it out for a while (15 min) and then went to the Body Shop -- had fun there, review to come. And then returned in an hour; STILL one dancer.

So these guys are having some major labor supply chain challenges; suggest that if you do go, you stick to like Friday and Saturday nights.