In town for a football game...

In town for a football game the next day, my buddy and I decided to see what the clubs in Chicago had to offer. The closest club was the Pink Monkey, so after last call at our bar we made the quick taxi ride down to the club. We were quickly informed it was BYOB and directed next door for an extremely overpriced bottle ($50 for a pint of Jameson). Between that and the $30 cover, we were down $110 before even seeing a lady - which doesn't include the two drink (mixer) minimum for entering.

Other than the dancer on stage when we got there, the dancers were all quite attractive. One talked me into a dance that was fine, but not anything better than I get for less than half the price at my favorite club in Ohio. Overall, the experience was lacking, and the next day I regretted dropping that much cash for not that much in return.